No LB for 2 whole weeks!
You could browse through a collection of old Jazz mags.
or???
Bound to be El Interneto Cafeo
Good thinking, but value my hoof too much.
At home I get “you’re always on LB” yadda yadda yadda, can you imagine if I did that on hol! Jeepers! 
Where are you going, anywhere you could rent a bike and go touring?
Zante, I could walk around the island in 30 mins.
I’m quite lucky in that respect.
Give her a Mojito, Sunny spot and a good book and she has no idea I’ve even gone
Do you sail or dive, if not it could be a good place to learn.
Good idea, I’m sure I can set up some obstacles and diversions!!! 
I like the ole scuba, so might so some of that.
Other than that it will be spent soaking up the rays and ridding myself of the S.A.D I am currently experiencing
Yeah!
I took my PADI Open Water Dive Cert in Tenerife last year, was great fun
Yeah, I want to do my PADI, see how things go.
Am off now peeps, dont miss me too much
me and terry motto went to zante 2 years ago…we hired 125off road bikes.had a great time,and cheap to hire
Now that sounds like a plan
Have a good one!