What a great teacher

What he says to her is (verbatim): “Give it some Gas you invalid”…

Maybe all he wanted was a video for youtube :smiley:

Thought for a minute you were referring to me as I was a great teacher.

That is true… first time I followed you I ended up in a ditch as well! :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue:

And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.

If that’s the case I’ve mastered the picking up part by now! :smiley:

A. I didnt know I was teaching at the time. B. the key to learning is to remember your mistakes and we clearly remember it was not a ditch but a hedge and someones front garden:w00t:

Had I been your teacher, you would undoubtedly been in the remedial class, where you would of course have had the chance to prove yourself and excel.

Just cause yer Greek don`t mean yer doomed in the UK educational system, as equal opportunities are core policies.:slight_smile: I did teach you a major skill ie:- how to light a BBQ with twigs:D

As for Bikesafe, crashing into a kerb is not de rigeur but part of the slow learning curve.:wink:

That said, assuming all your bones are fully healed we look forward to seeing you soon on the next Jetststream beginners and new to the roads of Britain rideout.

We love you Alex, we do, we love you Alex, we do. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

True but I never made it through to the front garden… luckily! :smiley:

Well I’m all for a Jetstream ride but whilst the bones are healed, the bike was knocked over when parked and is waiting insurance to repair it! :frowning:

I miss your rideouts… will be on one as soon as I can (and as soon as I have a Sunday pass) :wink:

Once Nov comes, I’m moving to Sussex which would make it even more difficult to come to the Ace :frowning:

Dont worry Alex well treat your Sussex pad as a Greek breakfast stop, pitta, hummus and a good coffee, would be de rigeur.

You got yourself a deal… :slight_smile:

Though Greek breakfast is coffee and 3 cigarettes…

Fair point, keep us posted.

I was impressed taht the only thing he focussed on whilst insulting his student was her arse…
Something tells me she might have a case for a refund if that was a proper lesson! :slight_smile:

Was a nice arse though

I want to see the bit that follows, where she runs back and pastes him all over the driveway :laugh:

Ian

Ok he’s not a teacher per se… probably a boyfriend :stuck_out_tongue:

I love the silence when it happens… usually if it’s just minor you can hear laughter but the silence is a clear sign that ‘she broke it’… :smiley:

Hahahaha… epic!!!