Did she turn up?
No she thought we were all a bunch of racists, so went to top up her tan.
with a dose of radiation?
Aaah, Bisto…
Oooh topical, nice one 
Foxy was told by her “people” that she doesn’t ride in the wet
Mines been deported…
I told her waxing ya legs was ok…but in this climate…a Hitler Tash and a Bedsheet was a no no …
She didnt listen
Nice Flight…Guantanemo Bays basking in sunshine…
But all the Germans have got the Sun Loungers !!
Oh well…
From what ive seen? she doesnt “ride” at all !! More of a poser on a bike sort of thing…serious…i challenge Jodie Marsh to get on her bike, and come with US on a rideout…and i mean RIDE your bike !!! (well, it makes me bluddy larf!)
sounds like she’ll fit right in on here then eh!! (whistling)