Well , Spose I better own up .

Motorcycling
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I bought a bike … Ummm … Its not exactly a performance machine … I am not exactly sure why I have bought it … apart from … It was cheap :smiley:

I aint exactly sure what I am gonna do with it yet :ermm:

What a beast . I hope it wont infect my other bikes with its wild ways :stuck_out_tongue:

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you should fit a car tyre on the rear :smiley:

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too much chrome, too much shiney!! :smiley:

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Very pretty! I didn’t think you were born to be wild :slight_smile:

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Oops - Numnum I think you’ve uploaded the wrong photo there… That’s a picture of a chopper

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You wills all be laughins less when I am pullins da hoes in my vest and sandles :Wow:

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just vest and sandles? :blink::sick:

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Gotta hang the tackle out if you wanna keep cool in this weather …Then the chicks will see I am ready to make an intrusion :hehe:

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Is it a Yamaha Viagra, I mean Virago? :hehe:

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Noo… What you think I am that unfashionable !!! its a suzuki intrusion :smiley:

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Still sounds like something you’d buy off of a dodgy online site! . . . :D;)

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I did buy it off a dodgy online site … Fleabay :smiley:

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:smiley:

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Your back’s finally given in huh?

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Back … sanity … it all falls apart eventually :crazy:

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ferking.funny threqd :smiley:

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Hi NumNum, great bike, I think this is my future purchase.

What kind of kit will I have to buy to ride it convincingly?

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On the plus side, I suppose this means that you’ll be commuting on the KTM more often… :slight_smile:

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Well I was unsure of this … Sooo I joined an American Intruder forum :smiley: You will need a leather waiscoat with many badges . A pair of rigger boots . A beard …A large stock of canned food in a secured room in your house. Some guns … And an attitude that all the world is out to get you … you think it might be the muslims or maybe thye commies but your not sure what one looks like and get easily confused when quizzed on how your going to identify your attacker … :w00t:

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The intruder is not yet ready to intrude … It needs fork seals desperatley … And summat has to be done with the brakes before it tackles real traffic . Its also blue and looks like other bikes … So we know what we do when a bike looks like other bikes … Oot with da angle grinder and start hacking away :w00t: