Whaddya call a Chinese woman with one leg longer than the other?
Irene . . . 
dont get it :ermm:
teehee, thats a stupid one!!:w00t:
:laugh:
What do you call a woman who sits on the top of her house?
Ruth
What do you call a bloke with a seagull on his head?
Cliff
What do you call a bloke with rabbits in his pockets?
Warren
There are more, but if I keep going, someone’s going to shoot me!
What do you call a man with a car on his head?JackWhat do you call an arab with a slice of meat on his head?HamedWhat do you call an arab with 2 slices of meat on his head?MohamedI’ll get me coat 
What do you call a barmaid who juggles pints?
Beartrix:D
I’ll get your coat 
What do you call a blind stag?
No idea
What do you call a dead blind stag?
Still no idea
What so you call a dead blind stag with no knob?
Still no F**king idea.