used to be a fella at martial arts a bit like that, seemed to think he was the don, i was on the receiving end of one of his donkey kicks. the instructor (who was a full on Mr Miyagi type) got him to fight a girl in the sparring that evening. she was only 19, pretty thing, got a gold in the world champs that year. he had his arse handed to him on a plate, very funny to watch. the more angry he got, the more he telegraphed his moves and she just danced round him, occasionally kicking him in the head.