Comment overheard in a petrol station on the A10 on the way to Hustanton.
Any comments girls?
Italian retaurant two weeks ago. 20 something female of the specy.
“I’ve just got to get laid this weekend.”
Ho hum.
Did you?
This was a family outing. You expect me to ravish her over the Frito Misto Mare and end up with a cold meal?
Not a great story then?
Have all the LB girls gone to bed?
And with whom? Mind you, I quite like the idea of the girls being on both buses. :P:P
haha, that sounds suspiciously like me!
when asked i said we weren’t hells angels but all gay bikers on a forum rideout
the guy then asked “what, even the women?”
i say “yes, they like men too” 
he didn’t have any more daft questions at that point