In a number of carefully controlled trials,

scientists have demonstrated that if

we drink 1 liter of water each day,

at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than

1 kilo of Escherichia coli (Ecli) bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However we do not run that risk when drinking wine

(or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor)

because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling,

filtering and/or fermenting.

So just remember this:
Water = Poop

Wine = Health

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,

than to drink water and be full of ****.

There’s no need to thank me for this valuable information;

I’m doing it as a public service