In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if
we drink 1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than
1 kilo of Escherichia coli (Ecli) bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However we do not run that risk when drinking wine
(or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling,
filtering and/or fermenting.
So just remember this:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of ****.
There’s no need to thank me for this valuable information;
I’m doing it as a public service