Watch out for....

It cannot. The Royal Mail van driver is one of life’s great mysteries. To know him would be to love him - and that would be simply frightful.


The subject of BMW/Audi/etc etc drivers has been done to death. Suffice to say, some people attempt to compensate for low self-worth and moral impoverisment by acquiring symbols of power and wealth and then attempt to control by aggression and physical force their immediate environment. Others go into politics.

However, the phenomenon of the proportional inversion between woman and 4x4 is worthy of further study.

Sadly for tall women like myself, who would love to be able to find sale bargains that are not too short in the sleeve, the equasion cannot be reversed. I remained 6ft tall throughout my ownership of a 4x4.

Life is so unfair.

Anyone on a bloody bmw motorbike </ducks

I find they are all out to get me when on the bike, never trust any of them.

Someones parnoid? :w00t::Whistling

After seeing the guy took out on sunday defo agree BMW 4x4 drivers are the worst - and hate to say it but all woman (non bikers) drivers are a very close second

When I passed my test, my examiner suggested I avoid (like the plague) the following.

  1. BMW’s

  2. 4X4’s

  3. Vehicles with blacked out window’s

  4. Any car thats been modified, eg large bore exhaust on a Corsa

So far his words have been true, however here in West London, most of the cars on the road fall into one of the above groups!

What a load of ********, I drive a BMW, have owned two and have never been in a car road crash.

Its like saying all Gixer riders cant go round bends, are only concerned with how loud they can be and pulling cack handed power wheelies, I know most of the knobs I see on Gixxers are like that, dont mean they all are does it?

Oh here’s another stereotype,

All Yamaha R6 riders are blud ridin hard men from the South East, they wear trainers, tee shirts, helmets on top of their heads when drinking cherry coke with their gloves still on saying “init man, see dat fat wheelie I pulled coming through that 20mph limit init”

oh oh oh another one,

All BMW bike riders are:

Wearing Mottrad or Rukka as they heard it was good, talk all the time on their blue tooth helmet sets to Joyce “back in the office” Cant filter cos they think their bike is as wide as 7.5 tonne wagon, have a remus can on the bike and think thats “living on the edge” cant seem to control the front brake as the forks dive and bounce at every stop light and if they cant stop at the side of a kurb to put their feet down they fall over.

Oh and yea, all northerners own whippets!

God I HATE ALL SWEEPING statements lol

I find that Volvo drivers are the worse down here and old people who drive those box cars and who can’t even see over the steering wheel! :w00t:

"God I HATE ALL SWEEPING statements lol"

I’m with you on that Burger. All generalsations are wrong.