Sure this has been done many times before but what the heck…
I reckon the most dangerous inconsiderate numpties on the road are…4x4 drivers and BMW drivers…the worst of the lot being 4x4 BMW drivers.
Anyone care to correct me?
When I come up behind someone doing, say, 5mph under the speed limit, I always expect them to do something silly. It usually means they’re going to suddenly brake, indicate and turn - all at the same time.
Ditto someone turning round in their seat to shout at the fruit of their loins… you can pretty much bet on a sudden swerve or panic brake.
Too true, how i manage to stay upright after doing it I’ll never know! :D:hehe::hehe:
Yes mate it’s been done soooooo many times…But…Bmw 4x4 drivers well cough women drivers are the worst:pinch: Theres one in particular whom ive come across many times down at my sons school who should’nt be let loose on the road in a car let alone a huge bmw 4x4:w00t:
Everyone who uses the road is a danger.
Game, set and match. 
Have you noticed - the bigger the 4x4 - the smaller the woman driving it? 
You see this huge f*cking tank coming round the corner with this tiny head looking over the steering wheel - hilarious, until they knock you off. . .
How does that explain Royal Mail van drivers?
been told to watch out for that ASBO too… oops thats me :w00t::hehe:
Probably compensating for something…apparently some bikers do this too.
All drivers of larger vehicles should go through specialized training .
ie the builders training program. It turns normal people into experts up to 3.5 tonnes. :D:D:D
I find that most idiot drivers drive a BMW, Yesterday on Totteridge lane i was doing about 35mph when a BMW came right up my @rse and tried to make me go faster but i kept the speed i was doing. A mile or so later he decides to overtake me when there`s a bend in the road and i let him get on with it.
A few 100 yards later i catch him up at a set of lights and filter myself to the front which is where he was, the lights turn green and off i go doing the speed i was doing before, he flashed me again and i waved back and this went on for a while i then turn left which he follows and then overtakes me and tries to cut me up and the a police man in a car passes me and oulls the BMW over, as i went past i waved nicely to the BMW driver and went on my way.
BMW drivers that’s for sure.
Was out cycling with the GF on Saturday and we got cut up by a fiesta, then I noticed that emblazoned on the side was…‘BMW courtesy car’…need I say more?
I’ve never heard of anyone worrying that was too small before… :hehe:
BMW X5’s certainly are high on the obnoxious scale. I was following one once (in the cage) he kept slamming the brakes on deliberatly, I tried to overtake him and he swung over and stopped at an angle on the other side of the road blocking me. He got out and was ready to attack me. I reversed out of the way he then chased me for a while 6 inches behind my bumper.
Range Rovers score highly too like the twat the other day who delibertly went through a red light and tried to run me over as I crossed the road.
Don’t you know us BMW drivers own the roads so get out of our fu*king way and stop trying to hold us up. :rolleyes:
As for the courtesy car, if BMW tried to give me a Fiesta I’d drive it straight up their arse.
Have had a few twats in Range Rovers try to knock me off! I even once half looked at getting one of those head cameras fitted - be interesting if the police would actually prosecute someone when the evidence is on camera?
If I get cut up by a little inoffensive type of car I’ll often let it go - but when you get cut up by one of those range rover type things it feels like they are trying to bully other road users by virtue of their weight and size - I invariably see red and feel I have to get my own back - in the past this usually consisted of shoulder barging past making sure you gave the mirror a heavy whack.
Is that just cars or does it include bikes?
Land Rover / Range Rover were owned by BMW for a time - that’s one of the reasons there’s a 4x4 BMW…