Turkey spillage on a20

A lorry carrying turkey has jackknifed on the a20. It’s not live turkeys!!! It’s pre-cooked turkey that was on its way into London in preparation for Christmas. Was chatting to the driver. Anyway avoid the sidcup by-pass as it’s pretty fouled up around there

Fowled up?

Sounds like it’s prevented an outbreak of food poisoning

I’ll give that a miss. I don’t fancy playing chicken with flying poultry today.

Pecked my way through, feathered the clutch as required.

Some of these jokes are a fairly poultry attempt at humour.

I was so miffed l told them to go pluck themselves.

pre-cooked turkey set to be consumed over Christmas in beginning October? No thanks, i’ll rather have eggs

That’s very eggstravagant of you CBR

Must be cooked and frozen. But I wouldn’t risk my giblets eating one!