710

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Yesterday I was having some new tyres fitted on the car when an
attractive young lady walked into the dealership and asked for a
seven-hundred-ten.

The bemused mechanic asked. “What is a seven-hundred-ten?”

The girl replied. “You know, the little piece in the middle of the
engine.
I lost it and I need a new one, It’s always been there.”

Still unable to comprehend the mechanic gave the girl a piece of paper
and asked her to draw the part. She drew a circle and in the middle of
it wrote the number 710.

The mechanic then took her over to my car, opened up the bonnet and
asked.
“Is there a 710 on this car?”

She pointed to the engine and said. “Of course there is, that’s it right
there.”

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:w00t:

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LOL!

Birds! What are they like! :wink:

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it had to be a woman of course!.

some woman the other day stopped me whilst at a petrol station and asked where does the screen wash go in.

so i showed her, but she objected saying she was sure that one was for the battery!!..:Wow:

:smiley:

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That`s an old joke, but not as old as our Debz.:stuck_out_tongue:

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A woman visited a garage complaining that her engine was broken. Another woman overhearing the problem said that if she needed an engine then she had a spare in the boot of her beetle…

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Hahahaha No way, This has to be a wind up!!!

Lol