To the **** ******* **** ******* that had the cheek to overtake me, a fellow biker - sort of?!
How dare you, i was first in the queue of overtaking but i was waiting for a carrier pigeon to drop a written invitation to me before i took the opportunity! I started huffing and puffing in my helmet, thinking “how very dare they” and then another one overtook me.
I know the guy on the superduke was behind me waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting but I didnt realise he was waiting for me to overtake. I thought he was checking out my nice round tight **** in my leathers!!
You should’ve known that you guys on real bikes would’ve damaged my delicate ego and that I would be a complete and utter pr!ck about being overtaken. What you should’ve done is all waited behind me untill I could use my limited skill and power to execute an overtake.
Also, was the milkfloat that overtook me with you guys as well? otherwise im gonna have to find a milkfloat forum and get a rant going on there too!
The person driving the milkfloat was Sneaky…(its a sideline of his !!) :w00t: (hed try and overtake in anything him !!) but to be fair, he had you in his sights and when you didnt make a move, he took the moment from you !! :w00t::w00t::w00t:Better run now !!!
Mayor Boris says that cause my milkfloat runs on electrickety I have right of way. There is also a covenant in Roadcraft about having the wind to starboard making my overtake clearly on! Where’s Jimshoe, he’ll tell’ya!
I’m also yet to fall off the milkfloat at 20mph and break my knee, so dont knock it!