When I came up to you at the lights and said “Alwight” today it was not an invite to…
Race me past the speed camera and down to the roundabout (come on you’re packing 40 more bhp than me for a start)Do a wheely for the first 50 meters before the speed camera (oh plurleeeease)Feck it up and get in the wrong lane at the roundabout so that I wizzed past you in another lane 
Oh the just get their reward in the end …
Ducati helmet and ‘Bikers’ textiles?
Same bloke I saw on the M4 yesterday, holding me up for ages filtering, then when I passed him and got onto to open road he went shooting past me at the next section of open road, inches from me. Then when it got to the next bit of traffic there he was again wobbling slowly through traffic like a right pillock
Ducati helmet …check.
Otherwise he wore a strange combination of hi-viz and camo clothing …odd :ermm:
