This week

I shall be mostly using bus lanes, and any tickets received shall be promptly redirected to city hall.

Lolz!

I hope that works out for ya.:smiley:

If you remember to shout “ding, ding - fares please” every so often I reckon you’ll be onto a winner.

Or get a plate made up with the reg of a bus on it.

That will confuse the **** out of them!

… Or buy a Goldwing. They look quite bus-like from some angles.:smiley:

do you have a big red bike then :smiley:

whats the fare from swiss cottage to kensington then :smiley: