I shall be mostly using bus lanes, and any tickets received shall be promptly redirected to city hall.
Lolz!
I hope that works out for ya.
If you remember to shout “ding, ding - fares please” every so often I reckon you’ll be onto a winner.
Or get a plate made up with the reg of a bus on it.
That will confuse the **** out of them!
… Or buy a Goldwing. They look quite bus-like from some angles.
do you have a big red bike then 
whats the fare from swiss cottage to kensington then 