I uncovered the bike, unchained the front. Jumped on the bike and started it. Rolled it back a bit so I can get out. Gently on the tickover I de-clutched to roll out of the gate. The bike lurched over to the right as if someone had put a rock under the back wheel or something and the bike couldnt get over it.
Fock…
I’d only left the bloody Almax locked & chained through the swing arm to the ground anchor!!! :w00t::w00t:
I had a mate who forgot how to ride, mid-ride, and just toppled the bike over instead of turning right.
Not quite the same but I “forgot” how to ski half way down a mountain in Kitzbuhel…just lost the plot on how to turn:D A mate talked me through it for 2 mins and off I went… Strange because I had been skiing for years prior to this:)
I forgot my disc lock a couple of weeks ago, didnt drop it though :D, forgot my gloves a while back too, my hands were bloody freezing :D, then I forgot how to walk at the curry club, oh wait … that was alcohol induced so doesn’t count
I’ve left a disc lock on a honda cb600 which was a courtesy bike, I was 18 then trying to show off-sped away from the parked location which immediately threw me off causing dent in the forks, broken fender and a bent disc. Disc lock was still locked on the disc :-). Told the dealer somebody tried to nick it!
done the disc lock trick a couple of times…luckly i realised…so never droped it:D forgot to unchain the bike a few times, felt like the steering lock was still on!? wtf lol
a mate once forgot to take the disc lock off, lost balance…fell to one side…and broke his wrist and warped his front disc…oops:w00t:
i ‘forgot’ how to u-turn when i was a courier…twice! once in ealing hospital car park…and once outside my house after a 11 hour shift…i only spun round to go get some fags!
and CBF500’S with crash bars and fugging great topbox are heavy!!
I put cleats on my pushbike and hadn’t really mastered how to release the shoes. I got to the top of Tower Bridge and had to stop quickly at the lights except I forgot I couldn’t just take my feet off the pedals. I slowly just toppled over onto the pavement (luckily not the other way). Must have looked hilarious to anyone seeing it.