The Whys of Men

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The Whys of Men>>

  1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
    (because they are plugged into a genius)>>
  1. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?>>

(they don’t have enough time)>>

  1. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
    (they don’t stop to ask directions)>>
  1. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
    (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
    (You’re laughing, aren’t you?!?!)>>
  1. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
    (so they won’t hump women’s legs at ****tails parties)>>
  1. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
    (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)>>
  1. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
    (don’t know…it never happened)

And my personal favourite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)>>

Remember, if you haven’t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart…Then you are just an old sour fart>>

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poo it’s not true I tell you!

Point 3 for example… we don’t need to we have GPS now.

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