The tortoise is still with me.

You’ve got to have owned one of these bits of Jurasic history to know the annual dread of opening the hibernation box. Will it/won’t it have made it through another winter?

So far this year, so good. She also had a good afternoon with sun on her bum.

This one has been around for about 60+ years, which is a good innings for an Ibaran Spur Thighed. (No, they don’t all live for huindreds of years.)

The next worry is waiting for the first dump.

Funny old world.

(Also got the bar end weights to fit with the hand guards. The shop said it could not be done. To**ers.)

My kids want a tortouse but don`t know where to get one from.

You seem to be living life on the edge OldGuy, it’s a wonder you can bear the excitement of waiting for that first tortoise excretia! :slight_smile:

A Tortoise Shop…Stupid:P:D

OK chunky boy, find me one.

Just look in the mirror mate:)

I`m not a shop.

http://www.thetortoiseshop.com/products/horsfield_tortoise.html

:smiley:

Either there or the Galapagos Islands.

Importing tortoises from their native habitat is illegal and carries a heavy penalty. (Sometimes there is good law made.)

Not only that but the Gallapagos ones are very difficult to get in your hand bag or up your jumper without looking a bit odd. Its the 50 kilos bit that gives the game away.

Like the past posts have said, English bred ones are available. Just go rootling around on line.

Remember, this is not a short term commitment. I’ve been looking after mine for about 55 years, give or take. And, yup, they do take looking after. The good news is that, unlike spaniels, very little grooming, cheap to feed, and you don’t have to take them to the woods/park for exercise or walk them round the block before bedtime.

Oh yea. The dumps are easier to manage as well.

Oldguy.

I love tortoises, not had one since my last one died a few years back, bless him.

I know what you mean about the dreaded hibernation, used to feel really apprehensive when it came to wake up time ever since I found a shell full of mush once :crying: RIP Stanley.

Yup, it’s not all sunny afternoons shoving mango down their face.

Oh, I’ve got one with expansive tastes.

I had a tortoise once too… he never woke up from hibernation :crying: my friend has one thats about 45yrs and the thing can move! he whizzes around :slight_smile:

It’s a common misconception that tortoises are slow. In the right conditions they can move at about 2 m.p.h.

That of course would be a male scenting a female on heat.

Yup, some things are common across species.

Cheers Chunky, blimey there expensive to buy.

What did the snail say when it sat on a tortoise’s back?

“Weeeeeeeeeeee!!”

Maaaaan - those Tortoise are more technical than I’d imagined!!! Or have you customised yours???:stuck_out_tongue:
(click to view via YouTube)

No tortoise thread would be complete without this clasic:D

http://londonbikers.com/forums/Topic208375-43-1.aspx?

Yup, that will happen.

Male tortoises have one of the strongest sex drive urges of all animals. (Some East African ones bit their way out of a chain link fence enclosure one night because a female a hundred yards away was on heat.)

Put more simply, a randy male tortoise will bonk anything that fits.

Any Londonbikers recognise this syndrome?

It’s tortoise time again, and for those of you waiting to hear the news, it’s good so far.

Yup, the old girl made it through another winter.

No. The tortoise, not Mrs. Oldguy. (She’ll outlive me by a good few years, I’m sure.)

Anyway. She’s up and running again. Well, up and moving and enjoying the sun on her bum today.