The Italian Lover, a virile middle aged Italian gentlemen
named Guido, was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome
when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde
woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her
back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they
retired to his bedroom, where he ‘rattled’ her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude, he asked, with a smile, 'So,
you finish?’
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, ‘No.’
Surprised, Guido reached for her and the lovemaking
Resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and
There were screams of passion. The lovemaking finally
Ended and again, Guido smiled and asked, 'You
Finish?’
Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile,
Cuddled closer to him and softly said, ‘No.’
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this
Woman unsatisfied, Guido reached for the woman yet
Again. Using the last of his strength, he barely
Managed it, but they ended together screaming,
Bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.
Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping. Barely
Able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes,
Smiled proudly and asked again, ‘You finish?’
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispered
In his ear, ‘No, I Norwegian’.