> Subject: The hippie
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> A hippie gets on the bus and spots a pretty young nun. He sits down
> next to her, and asks her ‘Can we have sex?’
>
> ‘NO,’ she replies, ‘I’m married to God.’
>
> She stands up, and gets off at the next stop. The bus driver, who
> overheard turns to the hippie and says ‘I can tell you how to get to
> have sex with her!’
> ‘Yeah?’ says the hippie.
> ‘Yeah!’ says the bus driver. ‘She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday
> night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in a robe
> with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and
> pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God.’
>
> The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery
> dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.
> ‘I am God,’ he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about
> his face. ‘Have sex with me.’
>
> The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to
> anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
>
> ‘God’ agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he
> finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
>
> ‘Ha-ha,’ he cries ‘I am the hippie!’
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> ‘Ha-ha,’ cries the nun. ‘I am the bus driver!’
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:D:D:D
PMSL in the office… as are the 4 lads i sit around! 