“Rowing home”
There is still time 
“Drunken biker found in dingy (complete with bike) floating around the Irish Sea” 
brilliant i love this guy! I see him now…
one the one hand he has money for the ferry in the morning on the other he can still see the barmaids face! Feckit one more please i’ll fecking row me way home 
hahahaha
would love to have been on the coast guards ship when they found him. must have been halirious.