A man walks into a pub with a white box under his arm,
puts the box on the bar and orders his drink.
What’s in the box mate, said the barman so they guy opens the box
and there sits a tiny man at a tiny piano.
Where did you get him from asks the barman.
Well it’s like this said the man.
I went out for a walk down at the beach the other day
and I found this bottle he said…
and proceeds to pull the bottle from his pocket.
I rubbed the bottle cos it was dirty and out pops a genie.
The genie said he’d grant me a wish, so here it is.
Amazing said the barman, can I try
Sure said the man and hands over the bottle.
The barman rubs the bottle, out pops the genie,
and the barman said I wish I had a million bucks.
Look outside said the genie.
Two minutes later the barman comes back in, very angry,
and said to the man. I asked for a million bucks,
I go outside and on the road are a million ****in ducks?
The man said.
And do you think I asked for a ten inch pianist???