Steven Spielberg
was busy discussing
his new action adventure
about famous classical composers.
Bruce Willis,
Sylvester Stallone
and
Arnold Schwarzenegger
were in the room.
“Who do you want to play?”
Spielberg asked Bruce Willis.
“I’ve always been a big fan of Chopin,”
said Bruce. “I’ll play him.”
“And you, Sylvester?”
asked Spielberg.
“Mozart’s the one for me!”
said Sly.
“And what about you?”
Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Arnie replied…
Wait for it!
“I’ll be Bach,”
