Speedings joke

Banbury senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the

car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph,

enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

“Amazing!” he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal

to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car

behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from

him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 110mph, then

120, then 130mph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I’m too

old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and

waited for the police car to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver’s side of

the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes.

Today is Friday and I’m taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a

reason why you were speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you


The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years ago,

My wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back."

“Have a good day, Sir,” said the policeman

Heard it before, still funny. By the way, nice pic, sin!