You blasphemous Greek, how dare you questioning the existence of the Evil one?
Prove it. 
It is impossible for a male divinity to have a tail… he wouldn’t be able to use the toilet
well, he probably doesnt have to!
have you ever heard of Zeus taking a crap? thats the beauty of being a supreme being. :laugh:
Then how does his digestive system work? Small trapdoor under the navel? :blink:
It’s called a mudslide… 
NO, he doesn’t take (any ****) … but he bog hogs like a bastard!
not wishing to open old wounds but this made me laugh…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIyZap4StYg&feature=youtu.be