It happend as i was comming into the house…took off my boots…and went to go out the back door…and knocked my leg on the corner of the coffie table…:w00t:
cracked it a good’un…and it made me buckle to the floor!!!..
YABBA!!!
must turn the light on when i enter a dark living room…;).
not so smiled:).
Are you going to claim on your house insurance.
Did you get the registration number of the coffee table? Sue the fekker.:D:D
You gotta watch out for those coffee tables, leathal things!!
Just be greatful your not a midget…it would have taken out the “crown jewels”
Soppy borrox;)
Didn’t read a word of what he said; was too busy being distracted…
i am gonna have to have a word with her about hitting you like that.
Hahahaha, I was wondering who was going to be the first to comment on Shane’s Missus 
Don’t tell me, the coffee table made a u-turn in front of you without looking?!?
Ha ha, i had a second look cos i couldve sworn shanes missus had dark hair? so i was going to ask who hes got for his avitar…but youve answered that one !! 
(now why are you always arguing with that cutie pie shane?) so you should stay indoors with her and not go out on your bike !! (err…shhh, not really, im just saying that ok?)…
See what happens if you’re not wearing the proper kit. If you’d still had your boots on you would’ve been fine!:w00t:
you git! you had me worried for a second then lol
Yea! Me too.
Bloody sensationalist DJ types!
Plonker!
If you’d been wearing full IPE, you wouldn’t have felt a thing! 
Health and Safety are not dirty words!!! :w00t::w00t::P:P
Was getting bored with the slow replies so thought I would enter a random page number and bring a random old post back to life… Hows your Toe!!:laugh:
Did you get a good payout for the claim?
Its still ongoing, the owner of the table won’t admit liability!!!:laugh:
Ooh I’ve banged me shin, best get everyone worried I’ve crashed again so I get some attention.
Shane you are a Drama Queen, not a biker… when are you going to stand up and be a man dammit! :hehe:
says the fuucking moron dressed as princess leia…
can someone revive the elephant book thread, i still havent see it
