Smelly women

[Jetstream]

Who likes sleeping with an olfactorilly stimulating venus? Where`s the pleasure in lying alongside a primped, preened, perfumed goddess?

[oldguy]

I have an “atlas” of the female anatomy somewhere. I can probably lend you a compass as well.

I’m sure there is some way you can learn “where the pleasure is.”

(I’m not sure if it’s availble as a sub routine on Tom Tom yet though.)

[Jetstream]

Thanks for your philosophical reply, I am well trained in the use of map and compass and am a graduate biology student but still worry about my olfactory predilictions. Am I normal?

[oldguy]

As so far promulgated posts go, the jury is still out.

[Zbys]

oldguy (09/10/2008)

As so far promulgated posts go, the jury is still out.

It could be out for quite a while on this one

[makman]

With the current jury in sitting, the discombobulation or exultation of your olfactory senses with regard to the female sensory emissions shall the either requited or lavished with the poor grammatical sense of our proclamations.

[Steve]

makman (09/10/2008)

With the current jury in sitting, the discombobulation or exultation of your olfactory senses with regard to the female sensory emissions shall the either requited or lavished with the poor grammatical sense of our proclamations.

So you like one with a whiff ?

[blade1]

makman (09/10/2008)

With the current jury in sitting, the discombobulation or exultation of your olfactory senses with regard to the female sensory emissions shall the either requited or lavished with the poor grammatical sense of our proclamations.

WOW !!! im…press…ive or WHAT? ( cos i actually understood it all ) well…i kind of walked away, looked back at the pc, came forward to read it all again, stepped away again…looked at it from afar, head to one side…came back and sat down…then sort of said…"oh ok, i guess i sort of worked some out and put two and two together to work out the rest! so i guess i understood it !!! :w00t:

[powerpuffgirl]

makman (09/10/2008)

With the current jury in sitting, the discombobulation or exultation of your olfactory senses with regard to the female sensory emissions shall the either requited or lavished with the poor grammatical sense of our proclamations.

sod the whiffy chick, I prefer men that talk straight…

[blade1]

powerpuffgirl (09/10/2008)

makman (09/10/2008)

With the current jury in sitting, the discombobulation or exultation of your olfactory senses with regard to the female sensory emissions shall the either requited or lavished with the poor grammatical sense of our proclamations.

sod the whiffy chick, I prefer men that talk straight…

ha ha yeh like…“hey bitch…you RANK”…:w00t: tell it as it is …right on !!

[powerpuffgirl]

blade (09/10/2008)

powerpuffgirl (09/10/2008)

makman (09/10/2008)

With the current jury in sitting, the discombobulation or exultation of your olfactory senses with regard to the female sensory emissions shall the either requited or lavished with the poor grammatical sense of our proclamations.

sod the whiffy chick, I prefer men that talk straight…

ha ha yeh like…“hey bitch…you RANK”…:w00t: tell it as it is …right on !!

You know me too well

[blade1]

powerpuffgirl (09/10/2008)

blade (09/10/2008)

powerpuffgirl (09/10/2008)

makman (09/10/2008)

With the current jury in sitting, the discombobulation or exultation of your olfactory senses with regard to the female sensory emissions shall the either requited or lavished with the poor grammatical sense of our proclamations.

sod the whiffy chick, I prefer men that talk straight…

ha ha yeh like…“hey bitch…you RANK”…:w00t: tell it as it is …right on !!

You know me too well

ha ha, guess its only fair, after all, we have to keep going and buying those poor canaries to put in the toilet before we can go in there, after the ol mans been !! OR air the bed when hes having a “farting session”…with US still in the bed !! :w00t: (smelly b’s)…:hehe:

[makman]

Put in simple terms - you smell, have a shower, use some deo and then we’ll think about sex.

[blade1]

makman (09/10/2008)

Put in simple terms - you smell, have a shower, use some deo and then we’ll think about sex.

Forgot the “clean ya teeth” but yeh…you got it !!

[powerpuffgirl]

makman (09/10/2008)

Put in simple terms - you smell, have a shower, use some deo and then we’ll think about sex.

oh is THAT what it meant! i needed it in unconvoluted linguistics… ill disincline to acquiesce to your suggestion, but many thanks anyway

[puppy]

[NinjaJunkie]

When the Emperor Napoleon of France was about to return from battle, he sent a message to Josephine. “Am returning in three days. Don’t wash.”

[Quiller]

Jetstream (09/10/2008)

Who likes sleeping with an olfactorilly stimulating venus? Where`s the pleasure in lying alongside a primped, preened, perfumed goddess?

I agree. Forget the aftershave boys… go with the pheromones

[makman]

powerpuffgirl (09/10/2008)

makman (09/10/2008)

Put in simple terms - you smell, have a shower, use some deo and then we’llthink about sex.

oh is THAT what it meant!i needed it inunconvolutedlinguistics… ill disincline to acquiesce to your suggestion, but many thanks anyway

And I shall respect your modesty and refrain from impure thoughts. :D;)