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25 year old man looking for a real woman…

You must be 5’5 or shorter, boobs must be a handfull at minimum and pert, no larger than a size 10, have a firm round ass and must be up for sharing with other women but most of all you must be real and actualy turn up when he comes to meet you :w00t:

His best quality is the size of his gun :hehe:

OK! I’m 5’8, boobs check, pert check, not under a 10 :), definately got a round ass (I’m skipping the firm bit :hehe:), sharing check :w00t: real DEFINATELY and would turn up if I can bring Chaos ;)And although your gun is big, Chaos has a tractor :cool: :kiss:

Forgot t add now has a skinhead… I got a snatch :w00t:

OOO ARRRR

I likes a nice tractor i do!! :smiley:

And my wife too! :wink:

Maybe i put this in the wrong section but heres me with a snatch :hehe:

It’s just a Land Rover with a bit of ‘A-Team’ pimping going on :stuck_out_tongue:

lmao, its an armoured land rover snatch 2 :stuck_out_tongue:

Well guess what, Chaos has a snatch too…occasionally when he’s being good :smiley:

OK enough enough, I’m sorry mods :wink:

Oh watch out!

We thought bike vs scooter was bad - now it’s tractor vs Land Rover with a bit of ‘A-Team’ pimping

We’re standing well back:)

At least it hasn’t got the bloody useless 2.5 n/a engine in it from the placement of the raised air intake.

Hows this for A-team pimping :smiley: Think ive kinda changed the origions of this thread… gotten quite used to doing that :w00t:

The raised air intake is actualy due to the sand, its suposed to help filter it more. The snatch was a 2.5 V6 petrol but the snatch 2 is a diesel…

:hehe::hehe: can I have a go :smiley:

You’d have to come out to Afghan with me :w00t: Would say iraq cause thats where that was taken but that will be closed down soon enough

Looks like a half decent commute vehicle.

If I give up the bike, where do I buy one?

Well you could speak to the yanks and get a standard one for a few 100 thousand… Better off looking at Mowag though which is a swizz company that makes some of our vehicles. They got some real bad ass kit

Looks like a mobile climbing frame!! :stuck_out_tongue:

Is that so you can drive around the poorer neighbourhoods in London and show kids what adventure playgrounds are like on the posh side of town?!? :smiley:

Sure is :w00t::smiley:

You can’t beat a good Snatch and a good Mastiff! A Rhino’s not bad either, although they belong to the Americans, used it a few times.

Would be usefull to Boris or tfl!

Pick me, pick me, pick me!:smiley: