amusing moment on sat night - waiting at junction of side road onto regents at kick out time for most clubs. Have the dustbin truck behind me and people are crossing. up stagger a couple of girls, their guys were ahead talking.
she looks at me on the bike, goes ‘grrrr’ and makes like the alan partridge ‘you’re a tiger’ look and claws at me.
couldn’t resist, seemed only fair to gave her a bellow of termi’s finest…
…she only went and fell over with the shock!
i was crying with laughter. turned round and the guys in the dust cart were in a similar state of pant wetting. bystanders were in fits as her friend picked her off the floor
I was once waiting at the traffic lights in Picadilly Circus and one chick just sat behind me on the bike and wanted me to take her for a ride…I was shocked!