Im so bored. Missus is out with friends n Im home on a friday night. Been in all week too 
watch some porn;)
pmsl 
too bored to do that, how bad is that?! Cant even be bothered to play xbox
family guy on BBC3:D
oo good one, currently watchin QI
starts in 30 minutes;)
just seen that
Yeah Man!
Got some Me Time alone in the house?
Here’s a list of 10 Things To Do While the Missus is Out:
Have a posh w ank (get the lube out :D)Put a watermelon in the oven.See if your DVD collection reaches the ceiling if you stack them in one pile. If they don’t, add your CDs to the pile.Pick your nose, your toenails and your ass :DTry out her Veet or whatever she’s got - homemade Back, Sack ‘n’ Crack :DOrder PizzaDrink BeerSmoke a bongPlay online pokerBy now, the first w ank should have worn off and the melon should be warm, make a hole in the melon and get another one off :D:D:D:D
Hehe… my missus is out tonight…
Excuse me while I check on the oven…
lol, make sure u clean up
Dude, that’s just dark! :D:hehe::D:hehe:
well i was going to say, use the wifes rampant rabbit to give ya self a assgassom:D
Have you tried http://londonbummers.com/forums ?
whos wifes rampant rabbit?
Dazza you’ve been hanging round wiv Lee to much!!:w00t:
My ol man is moaning cos he aint got a melon…just a couple of mangos!!!:hehe:
You can’t be that bored. After four weeks off work this happened:
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Can’t see you on the list yet. :D;)
Has it been plugged? :w00t:
That’s scary - I haven’t been off work…