This bloke stole a motorbike…but it didn’t go according to plan…I’d have loved to have seen his face when the police turned up at A&E…
And who says there is no justice in the world today
shame it wasnt his head
I could imagine the cops having and right ball with this one…
walking in that hospital…“pointing an accusing finger”…“youve been fingered for a crime” "we are looking for a lift fingered bike thief "…
The list is endless !!! 
As said before shame it wasnt his head
fantastic - that’ll teach him to have light fingers.
And his job prospects are now very limited now he can only count to 9 (unless he removes his shows and socks…)
They should charge him for the cost of the operation too.
Hahah Quality, no more 5 finger discounts for him 
Hehe, no more indeed
light fingered --nt, bet he thinks twice about doing it again, hope the bike didnt have too much damage.
Ripped off one finger? I’d have ripped his bleedin’ balls off! AND he wouldn’t have got them back either!