Lets play a little game
u make a sentence using the last word of the other persons sentence for example
Ginger likes to go **riding **
riding a bike is the closet thing he will get to a woman
So ill start with
Woman are high maintenance
Maintenance is often done with a spanner
oooh you booger.
Spanner men are always greasy :w00t:
Spanner is some whack British word for wrench. :laugh:
wrench me away from my bike? You’ll be lucky…
Lucky to be on two wheels…
Wrench hard to loosen nuts.
Wheels on the bus go round and round
Round 'ere, we loikes sheep
sheep are for shagging
Shagging sheep would be frowned upon by antidisestablishmentarians 
antidisestablishmentarians is nearly as long a word as floccinaucinihilipilification ;)
Floccinaucinihilipilification is defined by the Oxford English Dictionary as the action or habit of estimating as worthless. 
Worthless, is a thread without pictures.
pictures are worth a thousand words.
words are cheap, actions are harder
Words of wisdom are a thing of beauty, thoughtless words cost lives.
Harder, harder the actress said to the bishop.
bishop takes queen, check mate
Mate, youve got to post the preceding moves, Im in the bath in a state of expectation.