Security: you are doing it wrong.

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hahahaha, no mate no respectable thief would want to steal that piece of shite. 

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It makes perfect sense since we moved to 8 miles N of The Green some time after the Seven Sisters bicycle incident. Whilst I struggled at first I have now come to terms with where I live :wink:

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Wow harsh. I think if I was a thief I’d be seriously suspicious. Wouldn’t touch it. So actually in hindsight BEST SECURITY EVER!

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hahahaha, no mate no respectable thief would want to steal that piece of shite.  silveR6
A respectable thief? Wait, what?
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#fail !! :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: