There’s not one word I don’t need translated 
Nae a bother unnerstanin ower heer . Ye goat yer soond richt ?
It’d be mare funny if it wisnae sae true but, it’s exactly whit Motherwells like, Glesga n’all. Glad am doon here the noo fur a wee brek. The bit wi the wean an the heroin wis class!
I wis oan a factory site in Motherwell 20 years ago . They hud a JCB rented tae come oan site every mornin an move the burnt oot motors oota the way o the gates .
Aye soundsabout right, am fae Ayrshire but a stayed in Glesga fur 8 year therr, worked in Bargeddie fir a bit. Use’tae go tae the J&S in Hamilton so a ken whir ye urr. Bet ye saw some right belters doon in Motherwell. Ma wee toon Stevenston hud some right baw bags. A miss the neds a bit tho, chavs dinnae hae anyhin on neds.
I lived oot in Eaglesham , EK was oor closest ned hotspot . Neds are the original and best… of the worst . Way funnier than chavs
Eaglesham’s not bad, EK is a bit of a ****hole. I used to skateboard and the one time I went to EK skatepark there was a washingmachine at the bottom of one of the roll-ins. Pretty much messed up the line of the whole park. Wasted trip. But pretty standard for EK as far as I can tell.
Aye neds are hilarious! The scourge of society and I want to hate them but they’re funny as f**k!
Only neds would bother to shift a washing machine to a place of inconveinience :laugh:
If yer ever homesick, this’ll cure ye: http://www.facebook.com/groups/63326661251/
Fanny baws!
I dont have any facebook , I cant see it . Is it the Rab Corbett tapes ? The original and best phonejacker 
genius
Haha, aye that page is pretty funny, one of my friends posts on there quite a lot cause she lives right at Partick train station and when her windows are open you hear some right funny things Have you seen this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibuLgsVcQUY
Love how they get away with putting that on T.V.
Pyure Brillyunt by ra way - as someone who was born and grew up in Glasgow that facebook page makes me laugh and reminds me of folk I went to school with!