Royal Baby

So what do you reckon, Prince Philip the father? :w00t:

Who cares… the burning questions is… do we get a bank holiday???

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/it-had-better-not-be-ginger-queen-warns-harry-2012120451737

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shame on you lot for sucking up to the “romantic tale of rich people” that keeps the Brits so entranced that they forget that Fecking Royalty were just the most successful thugs of their time… and have now been institutionalised so there. there’s naff all you can do about now riff raff… now off to die in battle in my Gloriosu name you untitled serf

Upon hearing the news Harry said to his sister-in-law Kate, “If it’s a girl I think you should name her after my mum, and should it be a boy I think you should name him after my dad.”“Thanks Harry,” she replied, “I think if we were to have a girl we would like to name her after your mother but if we have a boy I think Wills would rather name him after his dad.”

The only reason Kate Middleton is pregnant is because she hasn’t got a pair of t1ts worth finishing on…!!!

Harsh :smiley:

PMSL!

Yeah, but she’d get it over that fine ass of hers… and the sister… in the same sitting… in my dreams. :smiley:

Pervs!

Personally I reckon a royal baby will be lovely :slight_smile:

Mainly in a purely selfish way I’m afraid, because any royal event means I can sell lots of union jack tat in the shop and in turn pull in more dosh to buy green tat for the ninja…

Kate Middleton has said that if it’s a boy, she will name him the most popular boys name in Britian. Mohammed.

ba-dum-tssshhhhh

Royal Baby = economic upturn :slight_smile:

Well obviously that would be good as we’ll all have to work a bit harder now we’ve got another mouth to feed.

Then there’s all those clothes we’ll need to pay for, the school fees, the skiing holidays, the cost of a university tuition…

Guess we’ll just have to cut back on the luxuries.

this was supposed to be a digital rendering of an artist on how they suppose to look like

i found it a bit disturbing, it reminded me of this

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Oh that is just tooo good!!!