oooh thats nice, i try and show you the hand of friendship and you abuse me , i thought you were different , after what you’ve been through i thought you were better than that, abusing people, im shocked.
im not one to talk about you behind your back , and im not going to mention your issues in an open forum but get help you chunky funker !!!
Don’t worry Rob - there are some special tasks and jobs available for you camping on Saturday - guaranteed to build your self esteem and sort out any of the aforementioned issues:
Ghost patrol leader (you are responsible for checking the site for Ghosts and ensuring that no one is haunted or frightened during the hours of darkness).
Fireman. If the camp site catches fire, you are responsible for dressing up in a fireman’s outfit and charging to the rescue with all your equipment - like a super hero.
Tent putter upper. If any campers are having issues and are deeply hurt because their tents won’t go up or down, you are responsible for providing a counselling service and ensuring the tents are in perfect order.
Publican. You are soley responsible for ensuring a well stocked bar with a range of real ales, fine wines, cocktails and spirits.
Chef. You are responsible for coordinating a Michellin star menu to rival Jamie Oliver and Nigella Lawson (although please no burkini’s).
All or any of the above should help give you status and recognition from LBers and go some way towards putting you on the road to well being:cool: