Deliberately driven at by petty little scooterist.
And before that statement starts yet another anti-scooter rant, its nothing to do with that. He was just an utter Wnkaer who happened to be riding a scooter.
Along embankment heading West, just past Chelsea bridge. Traffic at a complete standstill 100 yards ahead, so I’m not gunning hard, just toolin along at about 30 relaxed.
Scooter tw@t races up my arse (fnarr fnarr), ducks underneath me, through a space to the gutter that’s under a meter wide cuts right back across me and slams the brakes on…
Needless to say, that at the next lights I stopped rather too close to him, and “accidentally lent my bike against his leg”. I must say, I never knew a zorst was that hot. I apologised immediately but he seemed rather too pre-occupied to listen. I also tried to warn him about the dangers of undertaking and how he had been very lucky not to cause an accident, but I just couldn’t persuade the poor chap to hear sense, so I carried on, checking my mirrors carefully to ensure no harm came to the fella.
Suffice to say “Trouser-snake head!” 
