remote control ??

One night , after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became
aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started
by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran
his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he
proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her
stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He
continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His
hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then
started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the
same to her right thigh.

By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to
better position herself for a night of passion.

The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

" Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered… …

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He whispered back, " Its ok, I’ve found the remote!"