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11 PEOPLE

ON A ROPE

Eleven people were hanging on a rope,

under a helicopter.

10 men and 1 woman.

The rope was not strong enough to carry them

all, so they decided that 1 had to leave,

because otherwise they were all going to fall.

They weren’t able to choose that person,

until the woman gave a very touching speech.

She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because,

as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her

husband and kids or for men in general, and was

used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech,

all the men started clapping .......

SEND THIS MAIL TO AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN, SO

THAT SHE HAS SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT TODAY !!

An intelligent woman… an intelligent woman… an intelligent woman?

Yeah, its like the one about a lift door opens and inside there’s the perfect man, the perfect woman and Santa Claus. On the floor in front of the lift there’s 2 twenty pounds notes…who bends down to the pick them up?

The perfect man of course, the other two don’t exist…

haha,

Now thats a good one!

What you guys dont like sexest jokes on the other foot then lol

pmsl very good