A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where
they are in their menstrual cycle For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a ma n with
rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol
and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
Sounds like you’ve had a tough day. 
arrest that woman right now!..
Any jury in their right mind would let her off on a defense of provocation!
you speak with experiance alice:blink:
Be afraid - be very afraid :laugh::laugh::laugh:
the incredible hulk he also has a temper are you 2 related by any chance lol
hes my big bbrother - cant you tell? lol Watch out or hell be after you…
i think i would rather take my chances with you.Atleast if i get a slap it will be off u i could learn to enjoy it lol:D:hehe:
tut tut - discipline has never bin a problem in my class is all I can say lololol:laugh:
lol:D
are u gonna be at the bm wednesday alice
nope - fly back to italy on Tues 
but at the ace tomorra for a bacon butty and a pillion ride
nether mind we will meet
do you ride a bike or just pillion
hahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahaha so true
women? think?
Yes we do, but we let men think that we don’t so that we can’t be accused of pre-meditation :Whistling:
was this answer pre-meditated? or was that hormones speaking? 
Nope, not hormones - I’m always a bitch… but quite good a covering it
well, you said that, not me
Admit it J-A, you’re just a Grumpy Old Git before your time, just like me. A female version, I admit…