On the Slip Road coming off the A40 toward Holland Park Roundabout tonight…
I side up (with care) to a Cager that has been swerving all over the road for the last 300yrds !!
The Bloke has Dreadlocks so long all down his face that its a wonder he can see anything anyway,!!
The Music is deafening and he,s got his head down and between he,s knees has his phone that hes texting or something on with one hand and trying to steer with the other (head down !!)
I shout over to watch what hes doing and get the regular f**k you mate and all that pallava so I give him back what hes dishing out and he go,s so wild with his head out of the window that he doesnt see the traffic stop in front… ((((((((((((Whaaaaam)))))))))) !!
Hes buried his Motor straight in to the back of the Van in front and canes his head off the steering wheel while Im right along side !!!
He didnt have a clue what the f**k had happened…
Me…I slow to a stop…look at him and "Laff My Cods Off " while pointing at him and going…
Hope he wasn’t hurt, but ‘mobilers’ do hack me off! I tend to (at a safe distance) keep the revs up as high as poss through the Akra so they can’t hear anything on the phone (childish I know)
I don’t wish anybody to get hurt or damage anyones property but the mobile issue is a pain in the arse and really annoys me! If the guy just had a big shock, this is well done for him to learn!
This has put a smile on my face as when I was going to the Ace on Friday I would have seen a good 5+ people on their phones or texting . I do in one part like it when I see them and they have their windows down. This is because I have an SV1000S with some Youshi cans that at red-line when your behind “may” take your mind off the phone call your having or the text your writing .