Prevent Natural Diasters

Off-topic
1

Use a condom. :smiley:

2

Bit too late for that now is it Kev :laugh:

3

A disaster ever now and then never hurt anyone :blush:

4

Any child of Kevsta needs more than two parents.:ermm:
No plastic bag could help that.
Sainbury, Waitrose, Asda, Lidl, Harrods or Poundland.