I’m not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams but I had a close call yesterday.
I walked into B&Q hardware store at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in a black shirt with an orange apron on, asked me if I wanted decking???
Fortunately, I got the first punch in and sorted the bastard out. Those less suspecting might not be so lucky.
Pass this warning on.
Lucky you were quick on your feet mate ! Hope you gave him a proper clump.
He was asking for it wasn’t he?
I’m sure I read that one in the " Old Testament " :Whistling:
Still raised a smile though 
That’s funny; the same thing happened to me when I walked into CarpetRight - the guy was like “You looking for flooring?”. I ran away screaming like a girl.
lol:P
Quite agree !! they asked me if i needed underlaying !! bluddy cheek !!
well terry-moto was giving me instructions other day on how to get it up :w00t:
He was an OAP so went down easy;), cant say i felt like much of a hero after though
Well…dont “beat” yourself up with guilt over it !!In Debenham stores, they ask “do you want bedding to?” … when you so much as even look at a bed !! how forward is that??? 
If she was hot you would not hesitate and the home furnishings section would hold some very happy memories for you. Just dont bring the Mrs when you got back:D
Waitress in a restaurant: “2 tarts anyone ?”
Err…yeh i WOULD hesitate if SHE was hot mate…im not into women !!! (think thats got something to do with the fact i AM one last time i looked)
Ha ha, thats like asking for “fork handles” and getting “4 candles”…:w00t:
Yep now i feel like a plank, sorry about that…
Ha ha, newbies are allowed that one mistake…
Classic!!!.. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz2-ukrd2VQ
Fork Handles!!! :w00t:
Ahhhh Charms, now everyone one knows what I am going to do when I go into work 2mo evening! haha :hehe:
