but that’s only because I’m concentrating!
Number 7 in DAVES poll of the top 10 one liners from the Edinburgh Fringe, from George Ryegold
and the others are;
- Stewart Francis; You know who really gives kids a bad name, Posh and Becks.
2.Tim Vine; last night me and the girlfriend watched 3 DVDs back to back, thankfully I was the one facing the telly
3.Will Marsh; I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.
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Rob Beckett; you know you’re working class when your TV is bigger than your bookcase.
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Chris Turner; I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don’t know why.
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Time Vine; I took part in the tanning Olympics, I just got Bronze.
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Stewart Francis; I saw a documentary on how ships are put together, Riveting.
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Lou Sanders; I waited and hour for my starter so I complained, ‘It’s not rocket salad!’
10; Nish Kumar; My mums so pessimistic that if there was an Olympics for pessimism…she wouldn’t fancy her chances.