Police stopped to have a light snack, and parked their fully marked, highly visible BMW outside the kebab shop… just look what happened to their car whilst waiting for their grub…
When I did my Bikesafe day the Police bike was massive, white, covered in reflective stickers, couldn’t miss it - I can spot them a mile away but some chav came racing out of a slip road and tore out in front of him and rocketed off down the A40 . . . obviously hadn’t seen him. He was stopped for a chat.
He won’t have any writing to do! A Sergeant from traffic will have to come down to write a bit, and another car will have to attend to report the actual accident, which will be a bit of writing, but the lucky people in the kebab shop will have nothing to do other than eat their kebab without the danger of being told to attend a call instead of having their grub!