http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/Ban-motorbikes/
You know it makes sence
Motorbikes are dangerous to all road users, are frequently driven recklessly, and cause a disproportionate number of deaths and serious injuries. Their removal would benefit averyone.
I like it where you can see the current signatories and one says:
“My name is Averyone and I don’t see how this would benefit me?”
What a stupid and ignorant started this petition.
Or this one:
“Pete’s never been the same since they took his Milk Monitor badge off him” 
No idea but I found it amusing.
‘’ your mum bummed you with a cactus’’ LMFAO ha ha ha ha
that is so funny…
Sir. You are a twat.
Sir, you are completely mad
You, my dear, are utterly bonkers
you are a total loon - this petition is abysmal
You are a clueless idiot
My signature has been deleted for some reason, can’t imagine why
70mph?! There should be a 1 in front of that you homo!
Love it!
ban motorcycle sales? did i read that right?? Our country is going mad…absolutely nuts. I feel for this to$$ bag that has nothing better to do than find things to whinge about. GET A LIFE!!!
Even my friends always say to me about bikes and racing etc that its so dangerous blah blah blah blah… but if we all walked round in padded clothing we’d never experience anything. I’ve been on bikes since i could walk pretty much and i’ll never change for anyone!
I suspect it’s a made up name and he’s done it to cause a fuss, ****** either way.
Good on him I say, funniest thing any of us will ever read on a government website that’s for sure, and I should know as I’ve been working on them for the last 5 years!! ;o)