Got some washing and Ironing that needs doing, and its too expensive keep buying new clothes so have decided to get a girlfriend. Requirements are:
Must be a pig so she dont want to go out in public.
Must know how to wash and Iron.
Must know how to cook.
Mustn’t moan when i go out.
Must be prepared to wear a paper bag.
ANYONE INTERESTED PLEASE PM ME!!!
Dont ask ginger, hes never had a girlfriend.
Oh you cheeky git - you missed out the hours of s*xual pleasure she MUST give you! 
I assumed that went without saying! 
The wifes available, good cook, will iron but argues a lot
its a shame my sister moved away!! she sounds just right for the job!
just ask christof??
Adam, what type of job is she good at.
This is the only pig you’ll get speaking about women folk in such a manner 
Ben what chance have you got finding a pig on LB ?
I’m saying nowt…
Blimey theres a 1st
All are lady members are very pretty in there own way.
it was your suggestion
I just said i wanted a girlfriend to help get thru the washing and ironing!
It was you that said she had to be a pig!! 
I thought you were gay 
Ben gay, now thats a thought.
haha…u dont need a picture… just imagine haggrid …ginger… there u go…
Who asked you
I think you mean WISHED nuts
You forgot…
Must be braindead.
Must be blind.
I would not hold my breath for a PM if I were you!
Listen mate, they way its going at the moment I wish ‘I’ was gay… 
