A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, ‘you’ve all got 30 seconds to get out!’
The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, ‘you cu*t !’
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A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, ‘you’ve all got 30 seconds to get out!’
The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, ‘you cu*t !’
:laugh:
Potty mouth! :D:D:D
lol i like that
haha love it!
pmsl:D
haa funny!!! 
this joke has made me chuckle a few times today! but only cos i keep imagining dawn saying ****. :D:D:D:D:P
hehehe And i thought you were a nice young lady 
Maybe you need to spend a bit more time around me, you’ll soon realise that I am not as sweet as I look ![]()
And i thought i dragged her up propa’ … wait til i tell ya’ muva ![]()
Oooooo, someone is in trouble :w00t: