Pet shop joke

A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, ‘you’ve all got 30 seconds to get out!’

The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, ‘you cu*t !’

:laugh:

Potty mouth! :D:D:D

lol i like that

haha love it!

pmsl:D

haa funny!!! :smiley:

this joke has made me chuckle a few times today! but only cos i keep imagining dawn saying ****. :D:D:D:D:P

hehehe And i thought you were a nice young lady :stuck_out_tongue:

Maybe you need to spend a bit more time around me, you’ll soon realise that I am not as sweet as I look :stuck_out_tongue:

And i thought i dragged her up propa’ … wait til i tell ya’ muva :stuck_out_tongue:

Oooooo, someone is in trouble :w00t: