I want a cattle prod, the kind that made Rik shît himself in Bottom.
You know why?
People that walk to slowly on the pavement and then stop for no apparent reason.
Maybe there should be walking lanes for slower moving traffic?
I thought this thread was about something different…:Whistling:
yeah i know exactly what you mean the “sudden stop” and then they have the cheek to accuse you of tryign to s**g them when you bump into them !
lol thats a different thread all together.
Think I’m gonna like this new forum 
Sounds like you might be getting a little to ‘stalker’ close?
These people do wind me up, even worse when they get on the underground they just mill around the entrance to the platform and block everything.
Wankers.
Don’'t you know they own the whole width of pavement they are gracing their lazy arses with.
These are the same people who own the section of road outside their house, entitling them to erect cones and scaffold boards to prevent anyone else parking in ‘their’ space. You can also find them on trains- their bag owns the seat next to them.
Rude ill-educated morons the lot of them if you ask me!
Wankers, looks like Kev has come across a swear word the censors missed
Wankers, wankers wankers - use it before we loose it
WANKERS!
Don’t spoil it, otherwise MacP will be along shortly and remove it. Which is fine we can then have a rant about the mods! ;):P:D
banker ryhmes with ******. it’s funny cause it’s true:laugh:
oh bugger
Oh man, we’ve been rumbled
cum dumpster hahahaha:D
No we ain’t - Henry - you’ve forgotten the ‘s’ as in plural
as in bankers are wankers?
Is it some basic human nature that when you go through a doorway and are presented with a choice you do nothing? “Shall I turn left, or turn right? Oh, god, I don’t know, it’s all too difficult. I’ll just stand here until the choice goes away.”
Grrr. People who stand in doorways, on the stairs, just after the end of the escalator. In the middle of the aisle at Tesco’s chatting while using their trolleys to completely block the aisle. In the middle of the gap between the chairs at conferences. The group of 4 in a row propping up the bar when the bar’s full. People in Bus Queues who have to stand all across the pavement so you have to walk into the road to get past them. Tourist couples pulling their huge luggage down the pavement side by side.
Wankers.
Oh, and people in an S class Mercedes or the big BMW SUV who don’t seem to know what a lane is. And BMW GS with the full Touratech old man’s git kit who try to filter and get stuck.
Impatient, moi? Yes, that’s why I ride M/C.
interesting thread!! i’ve never looked but apparently there is a web site for… ‘making it lawful to punch people in the back of the head if they are walking too slowly.’ not that in any way i support such acts of nastinness…just made me giggle
I’m just tempted to push them all onto the track, but I know then I won’t be getting the next train, due to “muppet under the train at Green Park”.
you shouldn’t ride your bike on the pavement