Patience of a saint

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2FyShoaQwg

My favourite bit of this clip is where his mate closes the garden gate.

####s like this deserve to be bought down a peg or two.

lol that did make me laugh too.

I think the bloke has the patience of a saint

gezzz I wouldn’t have waiting that long to put the little **** on the floor

Can anyone translate it into english ?